Sunday, December 13, 2009 @ 5:44 AM
Murderer
I'm still a very green driver. If you ask me how's driving so far, I'll tell you I pretty enjoy it..TILL YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!
I still get the goosebumps whenever I think of it. Not sure if I am suay or the victim.
This was what happened...
Was on the way to KL yest morning, and it started off with a 2 hours+ jam (can you imagine 2 lanes of jam becoming 4 lanes of major jam??). Not to mention that I'm the driver and my passengers started dozing off. If you havent know me enough, I usually sleep before I reach the custom if I'm the passenger. So I was a rather grumpy driver in the jam.
Cleared custom ard 10+ and hungrily made our way to Yong Peng for lunch. ]
Left Yong Peng telling my dad that I can take the wheels all the way to KL. I exited the toll and accelerated to 110km/h and THIS WAS THE MOMENT I WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!GOODNESS!!!!! I almost stopped breathing! Everything happened toooooooooooo fast! A monkey suddenly jumped out of nowhere and appeared in front of my car. He saw my car coming and panic (with his face staring at my direction). I quickly glanced my rear mirror and there's a lorry close behind. I cannot E brake else 4 lives at risk (dun ask me why I could think of such things). It was too near me but I can't really tell the distance. I only managed to brake a little but "BUMP!!! *followed by bones crushing sound*" It felt like I went through the hump. OMG, I could feel the heat immediately! I SERIOUSLY NVR FELT SO GUILTY LIKE THIS!!!
During the freak episode, I saw the monkey and shouted "MONKEY!!!" pretty loudly. Then all the bone crushing thing happened. My dad calmly ask, "pumpkin? Why the road got pumpkin?" WA LAO EH, there I was feeling the jitters, yet he still don't know what happened. My bro explained to him in detail and my parents was like 'chua sai' with us la.
While driving, I was thinking whether its tail was somewhere hanging between the bumper or the brain like smashed tofu or the blood splattered everywhere. It was totally ripping my brain apart! We stopped over at Ayer Keroh for toilet and from the side, I saw the bumper slightly distorted. I saw some remnants of its hair and never dared looked at the bumper anymore.
This kind of 'entertaining' news travel fast. As soon as we reach the temple, most of them know what happened. They were still laughing at me and examining the impact of the accident. They still say lucky small monkey only, if not bigger one will see it fly faraway. Worst if its wild boar, cus the whole bonner sure chui.
But the impact was still quite great I think. I heard them saying a small part of the bumper cracked and it was dent in quite badly. Oh my, I hope it was a fast death for the monkey else i'll feel even more guilty! Not that I wanted to kill it but it alrdy happened, so what can I really do?!?!?
I was claimed the murderer.
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