Thursday, February 15, 2007 @ 12:43 AM
Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity.I was born intelligent -education ruined mePractice makes perfectBut nobody's perfect, so why practiceIf it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here forSince light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speakHow come "abbreviated" is such a long wordMoney is not everything.There's Mastercard & VisaOne should love animals.They are so tasty.Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are twoEvery man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.The wise never marry.And when they marry they become otherwiseSuccess is a relative term.It brings so many relatives"Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleepThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morningHard work never killed anybody"But why take the risk?Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours"God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friendsThe more you learn, the more you know.The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you knowSo.. why learnA bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say........
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